Swine Safari Ride
Step right up and feast your eyes on the ultimate mobile hog haven. This awesome/radical/superb contraption is stuffed with every delightful/delicious/scrumptious thing a hog/pig/squealer could ever desire. We're talkin'the tastiest slop in town, cozy straw naps, and a whole herd/group/gaggle of friendly faces just waitin' to greet ya. This ain't